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© Eurobeat
Funnier than the real thing.
Eurobeat: Now a West End hit!
Funnier than the real thing was the consensus of most critics, hilariously camp and exuberantly enjoyable show. Here are extract of the show's reviews which appeared in the UK national press this week:
Charles Spencer in the Daily Telegraph – You might plausibly argue that to parody the Eurovision Song Contest is pointless, since the real thing does the job so well itself, but somehow Eurobeat works. The needling relationship between the two presenters, the brilliantly accurate pastiche of various naff pop idioms, and the audience participation, in which you vote for your favourite song via text message, prove an almost continuous pleasure … the choreography by Natalie K Marsland and Andrew Hallsworth combines the naff and the filthily suggestive to hilariously camp effect. It doesn't all work. The British entry is dismayingly anodyne (but then so has the real thing been for years too numerous to recall). The send-up of Abba proves a damp squib, and there is nothing here quite as bizarre as those recent real-life winners Lordi, the monster-masked heavy metallers from Finland. But for most of its length, hits its target bang on, and the production proves the most exuberantly enjoyable musical to have opened in the West End since Hairspray.
Simon Edge in the Daily Express – The Eurovision Song Contest has not been the same since the admission of previously unheard of countries with more goats than people, bent on giving nul points to the nogoodnik Western nations that devised the competition in the first place. Fortunately salvation is at hand with a stage show that manages to unite smartness and wit with the cheesy self-parody of Eurovision, proving you can be inventive and crowd-pleasing in one spangled leg-kick … It could be a disaster-in-Spandex, but Christie's knowing script and Glynn Nicholas’s exuberant direction send up and embrace the real event in equal measure … Mel Giedroyc and Les Dennis are perfectly pitched as the Bosnian presenting duo … But the meat of the show is the songs themselves … With a hugely energetic company throwing themselves into numbers that - however ridiculous - are often better than the genuine efforts they are satirising, it’s a joyous festival of innuendo, sight gags and musical mickey-taking.
Alice Jones in the Independent – There are not many – any? – West End shows where you are greeted at the door by ushers in glittery cowboy hats who press badges and flags into your hands … But then Eurobeat isn't strictly a show – it's a competition. … The whole shebang is hosted by competitive limelight-seekers Sergei (Les Dennis) and Boyka (Mel Giedroyc). Dennis, in a Wogan-esque toupee and shiny suit, delivers the bizarre country fact-files in a convincingly nonplussed manner, giving proceedings just the right amount of seediness and innuendo. But it is Giedroyc as Boyka, the former Olympic pole-vaulting champion, who steals the show with a procession of hideous frocks … Craig Christie's and Andrew Patterson's songs are pitch-perfect in their ear-splitting Eurovision penchant for mixing unlikely musical styles … Some of the routines are too silly and a good few of the jokes fall flat. And, just like the real thing, the voting goes on a bit too long (unlike the real thing, though, it's entirely unpredictable). But the energy levels rarely dip and I can't remember laughing this much (or ever making quite so much noise) in a theatre.
Sam Marlowe in The Times – Described by Terry Wogan, who makes a guest appearance on video, as a 'glorious homage' to the real song contest, Eurobeat is both a kitsch and canny send-up and a tack-encrusted love letter to the varied and sometimes sick-making musical smorgasbord … The current West End version is overamplified and about as culturally significant as Dustin the Turkey, but it’s also well-honed, sharp-eyed and slickly performed … The location is Sarajevo and our perma-grinning, glittery and alarmingly bewigged hosts are Boyka and Sergei. The multilingual Boyka has an unnerving habit of bursting into shrill laughter and flapping her jaw like a ventriloquist’s dummy. As Sergei, Dennis has peculiarly dead eyes, which may or may not be part of his shtick. Anyway, they make a compellingly bizarre pair, genially supplying interact links scattered with malapropisms and innuendo. The contestants themselves, though, are the real treat … This show is entirely pointless, but its OTT energy and shameless silliness are oddly seductive. Forget high culture; this is high camp, and in its own unpretentious way it’s a winner.
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Check out this review from Nicholas De Jongh (Daily Mail - well, they had to get something right) - just to balance out the ridiculous eulogies above...
The scenes at Eurobeat’s premiere would hardly have been out of place at Hitler’s Youth Rally at Nuremberg in 1936: Last night’s clap-along audience kept succumbing to flag-waving ecstasy, revelled in light shows and remained stuck on a jubilant high. You may be outraged by my attempt to associate Nuremberg and Eurobeat. They are, though, connected by virtue of their mindless emotionalism, vulgarity, fatuity and bad-taste.
The show aims affectionately to send-up the Eurovision song contest, its ridiculous songs, the low-camp atmospherics and constant dramatics. Andrew Patterson and Craig Christie, who wrote the book, the awesomely dreadful music and lyrics, attempt to make a Europhobic mockery of foreign stereotypes and several famous singers. They create a wit and humour-free area with lyrics and music that puts the tosh into pastiche.
The setting is supposedly Sarajevo. Comperes Les Dennis, displaying a hair-piece and wary bemusement, and gold-frocked Mel Giedroyc snatch muffed opportunities to amuse us with slightly mangled English. The hysteria-prone audience, with clackers and flags to wave and mobile phones to record their votes in the second half, behave like infants who have eaten too many cream-cakes and drunk too much fizz. They savour female contestants who wear lurid, sparkling frocks — Hungarian peasant girls, for example, sport flowers in their skirts while they sing mainly “Hey! Hey! Little Birds” to the point of dementia. Some singing chaps strip down to spandex or even the odd six-pack and swollen biceps for Eurovision’s gay afficionados. Toomas Jerker and the Hard Boys for Poland go in for smutty innuendos, while, for Iceland, Mairi Cowieson offers a travesty of Bjork.
In similar style comes a spoof of that wonderful German band Kraftwerk to the low point of stupidity. Scott Garnham sings for Ireland in embarrassing imitation of Daniel O’Donnell. Attempts to satirise Nana Mouskouri and Abba leave the imitators not their targets deflated.
What a hackneyed notion it is that foreign singers are funny because they cannot speak proper English and that Eurovision songs invariably sink to the lower depths of stupidity. People who adore Eurovision may well be pleasured and were at the first night. For the rest of us the sight and sound of Eurobeat is cruel and unusual treatment, in other words torture.
Embarrassing tosh for simpletons who like laughing at stupid foreigners and really feel no guilt about paying money to see Les Dennis, whose only claims to fame are surely being able to impersonate a character from a soap opera 'ooh I don't really know Rita', having a disastrous marriage and hosting quiz shows even more cringingly badly than Bob Monkhouse. I'd rather watch Blue Peter and learn how to make an atomium out of cardboard.
I will see it tonight, looking forward to it. With metro, special offer at 20£ in the stalls.... Anyone going tonight ?
I saw the show in The Mayflower in Southampton, and it was fantastic!!! I would recommed it to anyone.... :-)
Such a laugh, with such catchy songs :-D
And on a lighter note, as of 1997, there is the same amount of goats as people in Kazakhstan, and more goats than people in Botswana! (Ok people, these are facts, I am not being offensive so really really do not take this comment seriously!)
LMAO! Ok that was funny 
PS Come to chat if you want.
Jonny,
maybe it's just British humour but the thing is that humour sometimes helps perpetuate stereotypes...and hurt people's feelings.
If someone wrote 'the Uk is a nation of drunks', I bet British people would feel insulted and they wouldn't see the 'humour of the stereotype' in it.
I also feel a little insulted by the goat comment, it wouldn't matter if I knew no one else would take it seriously, but I've met too many people who really have a Borat idea of eastern European countries, and such comments just encourages these ideas.
Jonny K
Is the UK audience so camp? I think that is a stereotype. I'm a lifelong fan along with my husband and I don't think anyone would call us camp!
Jonny, why should that comment not be taken seriously? It is insulting and xenophobic to the bone. Essentially it regards anything not western as inferior. Besides some of those countries have a culture and history, Britain can only dream of. Maybe Simon Edge should go to the British Museum to admire the looted masterpieces of some of those countries.
The Eurovision Song Contest has not been the same since the admission of previously unheard of countries with more goats than people
Jonny,
I tried not to take this seriously but..it didn't work.
I'm glad that Greece isn't a 'previously unheard of country' although we do have many goats..LOL
However, if I came from one of the 'new countries' I would certainly feel insulted.
I saw this in Newcastle Upon Tyne a month or so ago and it was excellent. Mel and Les were superb as the bosnian hosts and the songs were (in the main) good/funny. The atmosphere was fantastic and I hope that if I ever get to a live Eurovision the atmosphere there will be as good as the one in Newcastle.
Btw i wanted Hungary to win but they finished last on the night i was there lol
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